I kill it with my shoe

I leave it alone

I put a cup over it and keep it as my pet for a few days

I use the cup to gentle move it out side

Scream like the little girl I am and run and hide

Scream like a little girl then find some one else to deal with the spider.

Raid...

Feed it to my snake/cat

Dress it up in cosplay

Pull each leg off one by one and laugh evilly